The top 10 whines for this school year (which began 30 days ago)
10. Students who have run out of paper already! (Come on, buy 4 packs at Walmart! It's only 25 cents)
9. Students who have "lost my pencil"...what? You only have one???
8. The "teacher pleaser"... everyday, stop helping! It is quite annoying after awhile.
7. The "in your face" student. Did I forget to unhook your leash? Please don't hover around me..give me my space.
6. The "questioner!" Stop asking questions that I have already answered twice before. PAY ATTENTION! OR Do you just like the sound of my voice?
5. Mystery students! Put your name on your papers! I am not Sherlock Holmes.
4. The never ceasing hall pass...come to class and stay put! You don't need to go to the nurse or use the phone of talk to another teacher EVERY DAY!
3. Out of control bladder.... Is the bathroom lined with gold? Is a rock band performing daily at the same time? Stop adding up your frequent potty minutes..they can't be traded for air miles.
2. Can you get a drink? In the middle of a test? Stop asking, the answer is no...
1. Students who ask what the date is and it is posted in the same spot every day on the board....Maybe glasses are in your future!
1 comment:
ha. this made me laugh.
lets see...which one am i?
im the, 'ill show up when i want, sit in the back and talk, ask you to do something and if you say no..well i get up and do it anyway;but hey, im friends with everyone so i get away with it'
yeah, just about sums me up
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